Oh no..!

So... I'm into my 3rd week of school.

I went to toga, and got smashed between lots of sweaty bodies. However, as I fortunately don't go to Jr. High, most everyone was wearing deodorant. Ahhh, yesss, people learn eventually Amen.

I danced a rather off Mexican waltz (to hip hop music) with Vassily, and a barnyard dance with Fyodor. Dancing can be fun, but only with friends. Not with awkward people.

Later we all went to Merritt's. A giant pitcher of ice water was spilled on me, and I was less than pleased. I had to change into Vassily's green sweatshirt. Then i Got rather overheated, so I sat around in a tank top, and short soccer shorts, hopefully not looking very slutty (when you are seducing intelligent guys, you musn't look slutty). Dearest Matvei and I had a fun conversation as he stole sips of my coffee. He gave me a most seductive bite of ice cream off his spoon.

Later we went to someone's house to read Cosmopolitan aloud. The boys get really uncomfortable. I was sitting between Matvei and Vassily, while watching Fyodor's horrified expression from across the room.

Little boys are soooo cute. I think my Id is attracted to their innocence. (oh, and by little , I mean, my age, just with little boy face... IM NOT A PEDOFILE)

All in all, it was a better night than Voltaire could have possibly offered me!!

<3 Maren