The Human Lamprey

So.

I did end up going salsa dancing with Fedya. Actually, I suprised myself. I had never done the turns so well before. I atribute it to the fact that he leads well... or maybe that I've done the lessons many many times, and it finally clicked. Unfortunately we missed the costume memo... so everyone else was decked out in a array of sluttery such as we could not compete with in our casual wear. AND YAY... I sang and danced to reggaeton! They played some good ones RAKATA!!! Lo que paso paso! etc.

We talked a lot about salmon and National Geographic. Akward silence? No problem, just say, "Salmon is delicious" or, "Once I read this article in National Geographic about..."

We stayed until it closed. wow. Then I was whisked to my home.

THE END... or was it

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