Матвеи, Курите это

Making pies wasn't nearly as fabulous as it should have been. Mostly because we didn't make pies. We made a really good, ooze, jiggly, half way cooked, artery clogging cake.

I was the first to arrive at Matvei's house. His fabulously on crack mother was there to greet me. I was frightened and amused all at the same time. Matvei was wearing an adorable collared shirt with a sweater vest. Only he can really pull off the sweater vest. We sat around and he explained to me how awesome the movie The Protector is, and how it's actually better than Snakes on a Plane. Apparently the best part was the Thai dude scorpion kicking some other guy. It was a little too exciting for me... But Matvei did make nice sound effects to explain. Then Tinka (not to be confused with Katinka who is indeed in Quebec) and Sonya came. We played some hardcore DDR. Or really, mostly watched Matvei play some hardcore DDR, I tried the beginners level and it was still too difficult for me. jaja. We started to make the cake, and 4 of us. And it was cool. Until Tinka and Sonya decided to go off to Sonya's house to make chocolate chip cookies, leaving Matvei and I to finish the cake, which turned out to be rather viscous, but yummy. You'd think it would be more exciting, being alone with Matvei and cooking, but it really wasn't.

Sonya and Tinka came back with cookies. Then we discussed Russian names. Matvei said that he really likes Russian names, and if he had a boy he would name him Mikhail, and he would name a girl Aleksandra (fancy that!!). I asked him what he thought of the name Matvei... jaja, and he said he hadn't heard it before but it was cool.

Then other people showed up and we all ate cake and talked on the deck, while Sonya and I basked in the sun (it was rather chilly today). We went inside later to watch some more DDR, when Matvei faced off against his sister. My jaw dropped. Vassily came. I'm pleased to say that I don't feel anymore onda in that sector.

Vassily, brought up the topic of Russian names again, trying to see if he could figure out who is Matvei. He failed, I saw through his plan, and everyone else was oblivious to it. Matvei said, "Hey we were talking about Russian names earlier!!"

Later we went to the BHS game. We left before halftime even, because we were tired of endless screaming, and horror. And the cheers like this "GPA GPA GPA.." or "We have a future..." mmm we love our football team. Matvei and I begged the others to leave. And finally we did so, but only after Matvei had saved me life from nearly falling off the bleachers in a riot, and protected me from Vassily's exuberance and cheering. I didn't mind doing the trucking cheer with Matvei however. Then we left for the Hyde Park Street Fair.

But ... I picked up onda that I didn't want to pick up: onda between Matvei and Tinka.
All night I would hear things like, "I'm going to go look for Tinka", "Go ask Tinka if she wants to leave" , "Where did Tinka go?"... Ufffff. The only time I got Matvei onda was when I had a plate of loaded fries, nothing attracts Matvei like fried foods or meat. I did a very scientific and systematic experiment, and it fully proved my point. Tinka disappears for 3 seconds, Matvei goes running to the rescue. I disappear for 30 minutes, and no one went a lookin'. Oh well. I wont lie, I'm disappointed. It was Matvei or nothing this year.

Matvei did however talk about "The Dark Times", the name of reference for a particularly bad era of band drama. Including but not limited to Matvei and Fiona's brief dating, Sir.Ass and that crazy girls thing, and Fiona telling everyone I hated her and told her to go to Timberline.

I'm still disappointed. :(