Not so Deep

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Transgender orientation.

I was just at Reed College for the CSTI conference. Its all a bunch of liberals who get together to get better trained. There were a lot of the GLBTQ (Gay/lesbian/bi/transgender/queer) community. To accomodate the trangender people they had gender neutral bathrooms. It got me to wondering what the sexual oreintation of transgeder people tends to be. Does a girl become a guy, and is attracted to girls?? Or does she become a he and still like guys, meaning that before she was a gay man trapped inside a womans body. Very confusing really.
There was a cute gay guy... about my age, fluent in spanish... delicioso.

Anyhow, my two close friends went off to the U of I already. I visted the campus when I was up there doing work with my pater. I was thouroughly disgusted and swore not to go there if I can help it. I then went over to the Washington state univ. and I was much more pleased... instead of lots of blonde frat boys and sorority girls rushing... I saw people of diverse backgrounds!!! Of course, my first choice is still Reed, my second is still Amherst... ufff!!!
Ive also decided i dont like energy drinks, they give me tummy aches.


Ok... Thats all. Not too deep eh?

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

A to z: a survey of shallowicity

A- Age you lost your virginity? Ex cuse me?
B- Band you're listening to right now? some goth band on a cd that my Chilean goth buddy gave to me.
C- Dream Car? a 1992 mercedes benz... Dont ask why
D- Dad's name? Richard
E- Easiest person to make you laugh? Im not so sure... Arthur?
F- Food you eat most? ice cream... Especially from ben and jerry's or hagan daaz
G- Any encounter with ghosts? not really.
H- Person hated the most at the moment? Im not a hater... But there are some people who bother me a bit.
I- Interesting fact people don't know about you? i speak conversational tagalog.
J- First letter of the name of the person who last broke your heart? F
K- Kissing with eyes open or closed? Closed really... Its sort of rude... Especially if you are looking at someone else.
L- Last time you did something "bad"? It really depends on what "bad" is now doesn't it... That question could be answered "never" or 5 minutes ago.
M- Most memorable moment you can think of in a minute? My Chilean going away party
N- Nicknames? Mar
O- What's your most valued possession? The cd Boris made me.. hey why not?
P- Poison of choice? arsenic.. :D
Q- Last quote you heard? Wennnnna
R- What are you allergic to? mmm silver.
S. Song you last sang? Scotty doesnt know!!!!
T- Time you woke up? 6:oo Am
U- Favorite pair of underwear? My blue sort of boyish ones.. they are boring, but they make my butt look big :D
V- Vegetable you hate most? spinach, unles sit well cooked and in a quiche
W- What are you most afraid of? burning my self with boiling water, and never marrying
X-rated love life? not so much
Y- Yellowcard or Green Day? Which is more emo??? I choose Rob zombie... he isnt emo but.
Z- Zodiac Sign? cancer

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Im Like a PUDDLE

Ive decided, after deliberating a long while over last eve's passings, that Im like a puddle. Often times puddles look shallow, but they can be suprisingly deep if you chance to step in one. Many times Ive been walking around after a rainstorm, and I think to myself "Ill just step in the puddle, its not that deep" as soon as I step, Im up to my ankles in water... Certinally didnt expect that either.
Some people are like lakes and oceans... everyone knows they are profound, and they are almost always deep... Only shallow around the edges. When people want a deep conversation, they go to a lake or ocean, puddle people are overlooked because of our shallow muddy exterior.

BUT GIVE ME A TRY!!! I MIGHT BE THE DEEPEST PUDDLE YOU'LL EVER MEET

Rant for a BOY

LOOK... I may not be as deep as socrates having a tea party with Descartes in the bottom of the Mariana Trench, But you don't have to bloody point it out to me either boy!!... I don't care if you are the most sarcastic person in the world, words can hurt people all the same. Ive never done anything but look up to your intellectualness, and this is wot its got me. Bloody Brilliant. Really, if your mum ever told you that if you can;t say something nice, don't say anything at all... she was dishing up some hot, good wholesome, advice.

Ja. you really perked my evening up, congratulations.